21.1.09

Other Titles

So I was thinking about what other titles I might use for the blog, and came up with quite a few.
If you like any of these, let me know; if there is an overwhelming majority that prefers one title I will probably change it, since I came up with all of them, after all....
Note that the old name ("This is Paul's Blog. Seriously.") is not listed, because, as I said, I felt like a change. That would not be one.
At any rate, none of them make much sense, but I've noticed that blog titles tend to be that way.
Some of these, however, do go far beyond just nonsensical....


I am an Awesome Robot
Robots Anonymous*
Robots with Meat Cleavers**
The Fabulous Collective of Metaphorical Robots
Laser Beam Eyeballs
Level a City Block with one Glance
Got Metal for Brains
The Whimsically Macabre Escapades of Thirteen Dozen Unpredictable Robots
My Robot Seems to have Misplaced his Head
My Robot's Head has been Cracked in Half
My Robot's Head was Cracked in Half with an Enormous Meat Cleaver**
Why are there so Many Names about Robots?
Why are there so Many Songs about Rainbows?
No, Really, Why?
I Don't Know, I Just Like Robots
Let's Get Back to some Actual Titles Now
Controversial Cybernetic Research Society
Robots Forever
i herd u lyk robots
Ten Trillion Robots
A Robot Stepped on My Neighbor's Dog
Enough With the Robots Already
Why aren't there so Many Songs about Robots?
This is Really Getting Old Now
But There is Such a Wealth of Potential Naming Material Regarding Robots
I Know, But Let's Move on to Something Different
Concerning Everything but My Life
Why Must I Post about My Life?
The Internet has Gone Mad
Roll d20 to Determine Whether you Retain an Ounce of Sanity after Reading this Blog
CATS vs. GWAWOD
if blog=blog paradox=0 else paradox=1
Do Not Ask Where I Come up With This Stuff Because I Do Not Know Either
We'll Take that One for 11.95
Do Not Ask What Reality Can do for You, but What You Can do for Reality
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Cool Hats
Life, Liberty, and the Right to Carry a Gun bigger than Your Car***
Do not Solve Your Problems with Violence, Solve them with Loads and Loads of Violence and Robots and Laser Beams
Ammunition > Heroics***
I Solve my Problems by Destroying Everything in my Path Because that's What a Robot Would Do
No Conflict is too Great or Too Small to be Resolved by Laser Beams
Here there be Robots
Robots' Hearts are Made of Lithium
Robots Can Count to Zero
I Was Bored So I Started Typing


*Homage to "Elf Kings Anonymous", the blog that I think inspired me to start blogging in the first place oh-so-long-ago (the first one I ever wrote, I mean; the scary one).
**I've recently discovered that I have a strange fascination with giant meat cleavers that is similar to my fascination with robots and cool hats.
***These relate to themes I wanted to emphasize in a platform shooter I was working on a couple months ago called "Heroics Won't Save You." Just so we're clear on this, I do not actually think these ideals should be applied to real life. =D
The basic idea was that the world was being overcome by robots, and there was no hope at all, and "No, heroics won't save me, but a really big gun might."
...Just because I find that sort of thing humorous I suppose.



Please let me know through some means which of these titles you prefer. You may suggest one of your own if you want, but unless it's really great I probably won't use it because I like to come up with these things myself.


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7 comments:

Ben said...

i herd u lyk robots
A Robot Stepped on My Neighbor's Dog
Life, Liberty, and the Right to Carry a Gun bigger than Your Car
Ammunition > Heroics
Because that's What a Robot Would Do
Robots' Hearts are Made of Lithium
Robots Can Count to Zero
Two Razors Are Better than Three Fingers

Paul M-unit 19.91 MKII said...

"...Because that's What a Robot Would Do" is not a full title, but the line was broken up. It's actually a continuation of what was above it (id est "I Solve my Problems by Destroying Everything in my Path..."). That happened a couple of times but mostly it's obvious.
Unless you were advocating for that on its own as a shortened variation of the title....

Meanwhile, I do not understand your last one there....
Oh, and in case you were not aware, "i herd u lyk robots' is a vague reference to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudkip#Mudkip

Unknown said...

Okay, One, your current blog title is totally... lame.
Two, the ones I liked best are:
Level a City Block with one Glance
The Whimsically Macabre Escapades of Thirteen Dozen
Roll d20 to Determine Whether you Retain an Ounce of Sanity after Reading this Blog
Ammunition > Heroics
Robots' Hearts are Made of Lithium
Robots Can Count to Zero

Where my favorite was "Level a City Block with One Glance"
Oh, and three, I'm really surprised you didn't put anything in there about your super power.

Unknown said...

Oh, I lied. My total favorite was "The Whimsically Macabre Escapades of Thirteen Dozen"

Paul M-unit 19.91 MKII said...

...Unpredictable robots.
That one was one title as well.

Ben said...

"Because that's What a Robot Would Do" was my own variation of yours. And "Two Razors are Better than Three Fingers" was a suggestion.

Paul M-unit 19.91 MKII said...

I realized that, but I don't understand it.

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